{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
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Yvette Estermann is a Slovakian-born physician and politician who served on the National Council (Switzerland) from 2007 to 2023. During the 2023 Swiss federal election she did not run for re-election and is due to leave her post on 3 December 2023.
"}{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?","punchline":"Guilty","id":105}
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La civil is a 2021 internationally co-produced drama film directed by Teodora Mihai. In June 2021, the film was selected to compete in the Un Certain Regard section at the 2021 Cannes Film Festival. At Cannes, it won the Prize of Courage in the Un Certain Regard section.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"What did the grape do when he got stepped on?","punchline":"He let out a little wine.","id":173}
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{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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