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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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George Emerson Dickman was a pitcher in Major League Baseball who played his entire career for the Boston Red Sox. Listed at 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m), 175 lb., Dickman batted and threw right-handed. He was born in Buffalo, New York.
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John Sparks is an American politician and former Oklahoma Senator who represented District 16, which includes portions of Cleveland and McClain counties, from 2006 to 2018. Sparks made headlines in late 2009 when he proposed a Second Amendment Weekend that would make handguns and rifles tax free.
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